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<@MrFoo> I just did a little test shot into my bunched-up blanket and heard an impact on the wall behind me
<@MrFoo> Thaaaaaat one coulda taken out an eye
<@Grease> Dude, that could be a serious medical issue
<@Grease> I don’t think you’re supposed to ejaculate that hard!

Disregard that

Upon further analysis, all entries are the greatest thing since sliced dicks.  Take that, Satan.  B)

Pardon Our Dust

The plan is for Conversations I Have Had On The Internet to resume updating shortly.  However, as part of the deal with the Dark Lord Satan made to ensure this blog’s continual survival, low-quality entries must be purged.  Thank you.

SPECIAL UPDATE (238)

<Hondo> i was just playing left for dead 2
<Hondo> and there was this guy named Kill Healthcare Bill
<Hondo> at one point he was white and had no medkit and was like “heal please”
<Hondo> and i said sorry your insurance doesn’t cover zombies

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<fail> nice going Grease. Your creepy necrophilia killed chat.
<fail> (as opposed to non-creepy necrophilia)
<@Grease> and now that I’ve killed it….
<fail> OH GOD NO
<@Grease> >:)

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<Noser> facebook just sent me an email telling me I invited myself to join Facebook

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<Clay> Psy yyou are and idiot\
<~Psy> really
<~Psy> Ii am and idiot\
<Clay> Yes
<~Psy> Ii feel sod stupid\

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<@DarkGob> Grease I was considering asking MegaDICK to employ me if it ever gains sentience
<@DarkGob> and let’s face it, at this rate it probably will
<%Supernaut> It hasn’t?
<@DarkGob> it hasn’t responded to my requests for employment, so I can only assume it hasn’t
<@DarkGob> that or it hates me
<@DarkGob> that’s possible too
<Drake> maybe it also thinks you are unemployable
<Drake> that or he doesn’t know how to set up an enterprise
<@DarkGob> I’m thinking all of the above
<@Grease> megadick is all
<@DarkGob> because I obviously am unemployable, and also MegaDICK can’t even speak in complete sentences most of the time
<@Grease> “Oh geee…. work huh. Well I mean we might have some opnings I mean… some time. If you want to come back latermy god the wikipedia article for strap on is detailed”

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<MrFoo> I don’t have a biological father
<MrFoo> I built myself out of legos when I was seven

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<Jack_Cain> If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go have a pleasant conversation with my polish/irish/philipino girlfriend who I love dearly and respect as a human being.
<Amy> your hand is triracial?